Cat\’s Eye View

This blogging thing is fun and I should ahve started it years ago. Okay, not too many years ago since I’m only 2 and a half, but you get the idea.

Today I am trying to master the concept of a straw and why my people use them. Both of them have glasses with straws in them and it makes it so much harder for me to steal a drink. that silly straw thing drips everywhere when you try to lick it.

I am also putting out a plea for peach ice cream. They keep telling Ma that I can’t taste sweet, but what do they know?  I love ice cream. Well, not chocolate, that’s gross (and Ma says it’s poison for me). But vanilla is pretty good and oh-my-gosh have you had this peach stuff?  Ma thought I would hate it since its fruity. Strawberries are another big yuck. But peach, oh peach, you are the second best thing to tuna fish. Maybe third, ’cause banana pudding is good too.

Be wary of the puddin’ though. it seems sometimes they try to hide things in it. Last year, I got sick and my tummy hurt really bad. I just wanted to sleep. It hurt to drink my water.

Ma put me in the box and took me to the pokey, smelly place where the lady she calls Dr. Kim lives. Dr. Kim is nice, but one of her helpers is dumb, so I clawed her arm up. She poked me and tried to steal my blood!

Anyway,  after we got back int he box and came home, Ma tried to feed me puddin’. I love puddin’. But it smelled funny and had sandy parts in it. Ma said it was medicine to make me feel better.

Now, I love my Ma, but apparently, she didn’t know cats can spit. So I showed her. be very careful of gritty puddin’ that tastes bad. Just say no!

Of course, then Ma scruffed me and stuck her finger down my throat to make me take the medicine, so maybe the gritty pudding was a better option.

Anyway, I’m better now and trying to smack the sassy little robin sitting on my windowsill. She taunts me every morning.

Anybody got a good robin trap?  I’m not allowed outside, so I need to be able to get her from here.

Trackback URI | Comments RSS