Sep 01 2008
Banana chips and claws
Have you ever tried to pick up something without thumbs? Seriously, I use my claws and a kind of scooping motion to pick up food all the time. Then, I can lick it off my paw.
Today, however, not having a thumb is vexing me. Ma offered to share her banana chips and they smell so good! They crunch pretty good too. But when she put it on the edge of the table for me, I couldn’t stab it to pick it up.
I tried like five tiems and then had to throw it in the floor to pick it up. Do you want to eat off the floor? I don’t.
But I couldn’t pick it up. I have the same problem with my vegetables. Ma says I have to eat my greenies cause they’re good for my teeth, but they squirm away when I try to lick them. Do you think our people have these problems? no. they have thumbs and lips. Don’t even get me started about the lips.
What is that kissing thing they like to do? Why can’t they just lick things like a cat?
My people are so weird.
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