Cat\’s Eye View

Every night, my Ma gives me “greenies”–a treat to brush my teeth.

And sometimes, I really like them, but some nights I am too full to brush my teeth. Ma tells me I ahve to eat my veggies and that they make my teeth healthy and strong, but I really want more fish…not the crunchy veggies.

So, how do I tell her that I don’t want to eat these anymore?  Any ideas?  I’ve been trying to figure out how to sneak them out to my union buddies outside. after all, they’re almost always hungry and well, I don’t want them, but its been so hot, like wish I could take my fur off hot, so Ma won’t open the door or windows for me. Said we need to conserve the ‘conditioning–I gotta say, the ‘conditioning is nice. It comes up from the bases in the floor and feels so good when it blows my fur around–it feels yummy. But I miss my window…

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