Cat\’s Eye View

Lately,  well, it seems like forever now,  Ma & Da have been ‘scussing something ‘bout the president and who should be the next one.To quote Paris Hilton, our options are the change guy and the old dude…and well, maybe Paris. I can’t endorse Paris ‘cause, well, have you seen the way she treats her puppies?  I think the pet union has her up on charges of being too dumb to have a pet. There might be something more technical then that, but basically if you think your pet should match your outfit, you should be permanently barred from pet ownership.I don’t really know much about Obama or McCain, but I do have some pressing campaign issues that I need answered before Ma and Da can vote for either of them. 

Do you own a pet?  What kind? Who takes it for walks or changes the litter? If you don’t know, you are disqualified! 

What are you going to do about the price of tuna fish? Yeah, yeah, economy. Whatever. All I know if that last summer, my pouches of tuna were 99 cents and now they are $1.89. Don’t tell me about mortgage bailouts or the stock market. I want to know about the price of fish. 

What are you going to do about the homeless pets left behind because of Ike? Those puppies and kitties need fresh water and ‘lectricity and their people back. What are you doing about it?  

Are you in favor of national kitty care? I have some third cousins twice removed in the backyard that need rabies shots and spayed, so I don’t have any fourth cousins next spring. It wouldn’t have to be luxury kitty care, just shots and spays. 

Remember that old line about a chicken in every pot? I don’t care much for chicken, but I would like a cricket in every basement. 

I would also like to encourage both candidates to look into environmental and economic concerns more loosely. We’ve already established that Paris is an idiot, but even she could figure out that we need to drill for oil and look for alternative fuel sources both at the same time. If she can figure it out, why can’t you?

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