Cat\’s Eye View

Kitties of the world, it is time for us to unite in angry protest!

Have you seen this site?  It is the most demeaning and insulting thing ever to catking everywhere!

First, it starts with cats doing cute things and being silly enough to get caught on camera. As we all know, it is a violation of union rule #1706.3 to be filmed or photographed doing anything that makes humans go, “Awww, how cute!”

i realize that it is sometimes in our best interest to be adorable and to make people love us, but Icanhascheezburger?? Seriously, what self-respecting cat would ask for a cheeseburger?  Make mine fish please.  Got a fish taco?  I’ll take mines minus the shell, minus the cheese and toppings.

It’s not that I don’t like cow? It smells very interesting. But it is not fish. And, while I will perform cute tricks for fish, I would never degrade myself in this manner for a cheeseburger. Worse yet, consider the poor sod they posted recently.

“Iz mah blankiee dun?” Come on, man, where’s your dignity?  It’s your duty as a cat to look indignant when they rub your belly and complain loudly about being held and you think it’s okay to beg for a blankie? Geez. What are they teaching you in kitty school?

This site is a danger to kitties everywhere. Even dogs wont respect you after seeing this stuff. Rebel now! (And demand fish not cow!)

Love ya,

Rainy Day

Union Organizer  and only remotely adorable (you can’t prove it!)

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