Cat\’s Eye View

The nice lady who owns the house where my people and I live has a yippee dogs. You know the type. He barks at everything under the sun. Today, he is barking at my squirrels.

Man, dogs at dumb. Don’t you know that if you bark, they hear you coming and run away?  A smart dog or a cat would sneak up and grab them before they know what hit them. He is clearly not a smart dog.

Under normal circumstances, he would qualify for union membership. I guess I need to clarify that. union membership is limited to dogs and cats (other animals might be let in on a probationary basis) who have been homeless or who support their homeless brothers and sisters. Pedigreed pups sold in pet stores need not apply.

Anyway, the landlady’s dog should have qualified for membership. He got lost in St. Louis and found his way to Linda who gave him a home.  But he’s dumb and barks all the time, which makes him disqualified. Terriers and other ankle biting dogs are also not allowed until they exhibit superior intelligence. Cat-like dogs such as greyhounds are encouraged to apply.

I’m Rainy Day Kitty and i approved this message.

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